Entry

Gather round, and let us speak
of Dreadwing the pirate. This
vile bird once posed as a Glitch
king, went toe to toe with a
Floran, outwrestled an Apex,
outflew an Avian, outdrank a
human, and outpatronised a Hylotl.

He's the self-confessed scourge
of the galaxy, and cannot wait
for the day when the rest of
the universe notices. His latest
plan is as fiendish as it is
simple. Distress beacons.

Curious explorers and pesky do-
gooders can't resist the call for
help. Then, as soon as they
make contact, he's there, in one
of his many custom UFOs, an
army of angry penguins in tow.

Nobody really knows what
Dreadwing gains from these
attacks. Analysts estimate that
the destruction of UFOs must be
costing Dreadwing hundreds of
thousands of pixels. And yet, he
persists, smashing his way
through settlements and blowing
up camps until eventually he's
chased off, tail-feathers
between his legs.

Fun Dreadwing fact: Dreadwing's
early UFO design did not allow
him to destroy terrain, thus
leaving him vulnerable to
adventurers who hid themselves
below ground.